He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.

The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

The military caste did not originate as a party of patriots but as a party of bandits.

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act; even when it has worked and he has not been caught.

For every problem, there is a solution, which is simple, clean, and wrong.

New York is the place where all the aspirations of the Western World meet to form one vast master aspiration, as powerful as the suction of a steam dredge. It is the icing on the pie called Christian civilization.

It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

Take them (women) away, and his existence is a s flat and secure as that of a moo-cow.